He lies like a narcissist. You know, the kind of liar where you catch them with the stolen cookie in their mouth.
Did you steal and eat my cookie? Looks like that one that is in your mouth. I'm missing a cookie from my bag. And the cookies all have my name on them...like the one in your hand.
No. You summabitch asking me such a thing! I've never stolen a cookie. This isn't even a cookie. And whatever it is, while certainly not a cookie, I didn't even have it to eat it. And, I am only holding it as it fell out of this bag...ih is that bag yours? I don't even like cookies. Even though this is not a cookie. It is a biscuit. And biscuits are not cookies. And in either case, I don't even have a mouth to eat a biscuit let alone a cookie....which I don't like anyway.
How DARE you imply I have a face with a mouth. How DARE you imply I eat baked goods!
Goodness fauci looks like a fu6king lizard.
He lies like a narcissist. You know, the kind of liar where you catch them with the stolen cookie in their mouth.
Did you steal and eat my cookie? Looks like that one that is in your mouth. I'm missing a cookie from my bag. And the cookies all have my name on them...like the one in your hand.
No. You summabitch asking me such a thing! I've never stolen a cookie. This isn't even a cookie. And whatever it is, while certainly not a cookie, I didn't even have it to eat it. And, I am only holding it as it fell out of this bag...ih is that bag yours? I don't even like cookies. Even though this is not a cookie. It is a biscuit. And biscuits are not cookies. And in either case, I don't even have a mouth to eat a biscuit let alone a cookie....which I don't like anyway. How DARE you imply I have a face with a mouth. How DARE you imply I eat baked goods!
Ok fauci.