Alex: Our contestants have finished making their wagers in the Final Jeopardy category of "It was over before it started." Now, lets see what the answer is...
Alex: The answer is... Mike Pence. Everyone, be sure to write your answer in the form of a question.
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Alex: Let's start with Joe Biden. Joe you wrote... The Rainbow. I'm sorry, Joe, that's not the right answer. But, I have to ask, what were you thinking when you wrote The Rainbow?
Biden: Because its the thing, you know, come on, man, its the .... .... .... ...... .... .
Alex: You'll have to speak up, Joe. No one can hear you when you whisper. Any one ever tell you its also a little creepy?
Biden: Its my staff, you know, they tell me, and sometimes its my sister, or Hunter, you know, how was he to know that Colombian Nose Sugar wasn't really something you put in your covfefe... so my staff says, just whisper and it'll all be alright, and by Christmas we can have family gatherings again, like visiting your grandparents that died from Corona virus, they're resting now, you can be happy about that, and Beau will look after them, and that dog we had to put down, a biter you know, so the thing is a rainbow, and it goes over, and you never see where it ends so its over before it begins, so that's why I wrote The Rainbow.
Alex: Well, you didn't write your answer in the form of a question so even if it was the correct answer it wouldn't have counted.
BIden: No! No! No reason to count anything. Just leave it. Leave it. Do we get ice cream now?
Alex: O.K.. Let's just see how much you wagered....
Alex: Joe. You wagered 2.4 trillion dollars. How can you bet...
Biden: What? Not enough? You want me to wager more? I can wager more...
In the spirit of cooperation let's make it an even 3 trillion.
Alex: Let's just move on. Kamala, let's see what you wrote down... you wrote "What was my candidacy for President in 2020." I'm sorry, not the right answer either. I mean the answer is technically correct, thank God, but its just the not the right answer.
Kamala: I beg to differ, Alex. It is technically and factually correct and in this regard, as an answer, as a question to an answer, especially in Europe, that I have not been to, but I will, intend to, I will definitely intend to go to Europe and when I do, there will be meetings, and discussions about meetings and with those intentions, you will see, as will all Americans, because we are all, in the end, Americans, with the hope, that the freedom for everyone is a guarantee that humanely and with fairness we can achieve our mutual bipartisan goals and objectives to deliver for the American people, and I mean all of the American people, not just the forgotten ones, the little girls in the back of the bus, because I was that little girl, and we are all, in each or our own ways, that little girl in the back of the bus.
Alex:
Alex:
Alex:
Alex: O.K.. Let's just see how much you... on the other hand let's just move on.
Alex: Our contestants have finished making their wagers in the Final Jeopardy category of "It was over before it started." Now, lets see what the answer is...
Alex: The answer is... Mike Pence. Everyone, be sure to write your answer in the form of a question.
Da da, Da da, Da da da. Da... Da da da, Da... Da... Da! Bmm Bmm.
Alex: Let's start with Joe Biden. Joe you wrote... The Rainbow. I'm sorry, Joe, that's not the right answer. But, I have to ask, what were you thinking when you wrote The Rainbow?
Biden: Because its the thing, you know, come on, man, its the .... .... .... ...... .... .
Alex: You'll have to speak up, Joe. No one can hear you when you whisper. Any one ever tell you its also a little creepy?
Biden: Its my staff, you know, they tell me, and sometimes its my sister, or Hunter, you know, how was he to know that Colombian Nose Sugar wasn't really something you put in your covfefe... so my staff says, just whisper and it'll all be alright, and by Christmas we can have family gatherings again, like visiting your grandparents that died from Corona virus, they're resting now, you can be happy about that, and Beau will look after them, and that dog we had to put down, a biter you know, so the thing is a rainbow, and it goes over, and you never see where it ends so its over before it begins, so that's why I wrote The Rainbow.
Alex: Well, you didn't write your answer in the form of a question so even if it was the correct answer it wouldn't have counted.
BIden: No! No! No reason to count anything. Just leave it. Leave it. Do we get ice cream now?
Alex: O.K.. Let's just see how much you wagered....
Alex: Joe. You wagered 2.4 trillion dollars. How can you bet...
Biden: What? Not enough? You want me to wager more? I can wager more...
In the spirit of cooperation let's make it an even 3 trillion.
Alex: Let's just move on. Kamala, let's see what you wrote down... you wrote "What was my candidacy for President in 2020." I'm sorry, not the right answer either. I mean the answer is technically correct, thank God, but its just the not the right answer.
Kamala: I beg to differ, Alex. It is technically and factually correct and in this regard, as an answer, as a question to an answer, especially in Europe, that I have not been to, but I will, intend to, I will definitely intend to go to Europe and when I do, there will be meetings, and discussions about meetings and with those intentions, you will see, as will all Americans, because we are all, in the end, Americans, with the hope, that the freedom for everyone is a guarantee that humanely and with fairness we can achieve our mutual bipartisan goals and objectives to deliver for the American people, and I mean all of the American people, not just the forgotten ones, the little girls in the back of the bus, because I was that little girl, and we are all, in each or our own ways, that little girl in the back of the bus.
Alex:
Alex:
Alex:
Alex: O.K.. Let's just see how much you... on the other hand let's just move on.
Alex: Norman, you wrote, What is...
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Alex: That is the correct answer. Now let's see what Norman wagered...
Alex: Ah... Norman bet "the farm."
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Thanks.
Norman.