In the 1950's Henny Youngman's famous joke,

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." Doctor Says, "Then don't do that!"

If he were alive today:

The bare faced patriot says, "Doctor, I can't wear a mask safely" Doctor Says, "Then don't wear it!"

Karen says, "Doctor, They don't wear masks for my safely" Doctor Says, "Then don't leave the house!"

The bare faced patriot says, "Doctor, they can't wear a mask safely" Doctor Says, "We can only save those who want to be saved!"

The jabbed patient says, "ahhh clunk [falls dead]" Doctor Says, "It's working, that's just one of the side effects"

The mask wearer says, "I does it cuz fouchy" Doctor Says, "take two jabs and call the mortuary in the morning"

The bare faced patriot says, "Doctor, i can't take this lunacy any longer" Doctor Says, "Trust the plan, a storm is coming like nothing we've ever seen before, you will safe"