JUST DONT WEAR THE STUPID F***ING MASKS
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I walked into a business that has a mask sign up, with my brother and neither of us had masks. The employees smiled at me beneath their masks (you can tell because the eyes squint), and the customers who where in line slowly took their masks off in SHAME.
Only one employee was visibly upset but didn't say a word about it, take my money and shut up you donkey.
BE A LEADER!
The other day I had to get some bloodwork done for my yearly checkup.
They wouldn't let me give blood without a mask...
For instances like this, I usually wear a see-through plastic mask I made myself just to screw with them. Unfortunately, I didn't have one with me.
So, I took a clear plastic bag and some packaging tape and literally taped a scrap of plastic to my face. I left some gaping holes at the side, so I could breathe just fine.
They handed me a mask and I just tossed it back at them and said "those things already gave me 8 sinus infections; I'm not getting another" (actually true, back when I still wore masks at work).
When we first were called back to the office I wore an American flag gaiter as it was the only thing I would wear and they tried to hand me one of those surgical masks, I rejected it telling the true story about how recently a bad box of those gave everyone at my mother's hospital chemical burns on their faces. I've never seen the managers eyes go so wide before and they just waved me past and never said anything again.