This is the weakest, most tech-ignorant thing I have ever seen here.

Are you sure? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's been some big contenders.

It’s either a glowie trying to make us look stupid, or we’re actually this stupid in which case we need to put some chlorine in the pool.

That's just Ron Watkins for ya. The way he keeps setting us back, again and again, makes me think he's either a deep state operative in disguise, or just a plain ol' dumbfuck. Which makes me think of Hanlon's Razor...