The dress doesnt matter. The people stopping you to ask your opinion on it are distracting you from the guy who's stealing your car round the corner. Except you dont know about the thief because theyre out of sight.
So long as you chat to the people with the dress, and dont question whether its worth your time or makes sense to spend time doing that, the theft is still occurring.
Spend too much time deciding what colour the dress is and your car will be long gone before you even realise its happened.
Dont panic because you might catch covid, dont panic because you might have to take a vaccine. Theyre both just a dress and the people asking you about it are being paid to get your attention.
Remember how there was that thing going around a while back where the dress was either White and Gold or Blue and Black?
The dress doesnt matter. The people stopping you to ask your opinion on it are distracting you from the guy who's stealing your car round the corner. Except you dont know about the thief because theyre out of sight.
So long as you chat to the people with the dress, and dont question whether its worth your time or makes sense to spend time doing that, the theft is still occurring.
Spend too much time deciding what colour the dress is and your car will be long gone before you even realise its happened.
Dont panic because you might catch covid, dont panic because you might have to take a vaccine. Theyre both just a dress and the people asking you about it are being paid to get your attention.
So much this.