While in a meeting with HR to get the paperwork, I brought up The Binding of Isaac and how it was a story of faith that ultimately offers the moral of how one should never be made to sacrifice one's own flesh to prove allegience to a higher authority. I was sneered at and told "that's a real stretch".
I get the feeling nothing is going to be good enough for these God-hating goblins, but I'm going to be researching throughout the week anyway. Any help would be appreciated.
Kaiser seems to think they're entitled to whatever they want. Their initial announcement of the mandatory jabs demanded we grant HR access to our medical records so that they could "confirm our vaccination status". When it was pointed out that this was entirely unnecessary as our state has a database specifically for vaccination status, they doubled down and said the alternative was nose swabs twice a week.
I'm pretty sure at least a couple lawsuits are in the works. And if they aren't, fuck them. I'm not submitting to shit.