While in a meeting with HR to get the paperwork, I brought up The Binding of Isaac and how it was a story of faith that ultimately offers the moral of how one should never be made to sacrifice one's own flesh to prove allegience to a higher authority. I was sneered at and told "that's a real stretch".
I get the feeling nothing is going to be good enough for these God-hating goblins, but I'm going to be researching throughout the week anyway. Any help would be appreciated.
"And the Lord said, 'Lo, ye shall tell your employer to get fuk'd', and they shall fire ye, and ye shall come back with a mighty sword and slash the place up, and the gun grabbers will cry out against knife violence and ban all blades longer than half an inch/'"