The official medical diagnosis is GITMO SYNDROME. It only affects one ankle. And she's pissed that she's had the syndrome for some time, but that it was just 'discovered'. She denied she had 'the syndrome', but they prodded & probed and found out that the syndrome was Deep in the State of the very marrow of her bone(s).

Medical experts told her it was highly contagious and that her husband Joe and son Hunter were known and quite likely to be the 'super spreaders' of the syndrome and that it has lain dormant for years. That the syndrome has had some sort of protective entity. The syndrome may have been transmitted when she was a young adult, at just the age of a babysitter

It is said that the syndrome has severe side effects and is most likely fatal. Or that she will have to be quarantined in solitary confinement 24/7, indefinitely. Medical experts suggest that the color orange be worn which would identify an affected and potential super spreader of the syndrome.

(Haha!) It's laugh-a-little Saturday!