71 De Blasio to pay murderers $1000/month not to murder people (nypost.com) posted 3 years ago by lsdQ 3 years ago by lsdQ +71 / -0 20 comments share 20 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I’ve not murdered anybody, where’s my $1000
sorry, but you have to get a friend or family member to murder someone first. Then not murder anyone.
I’m a little fuzzy on the details but it might also be valid to simply murder someone, then refrain from doing it again.
So now they’re getting paying for me to murder? Ugh, all the red tape