9 posted 3 years ago by Plantmedicine 3 years ago by Plantmedicine +12 / -3 58 comments share 58 comments share save hide report block hide replies
My answering machine message. " Hello, you have reached the home of The Worlds Greatest Psychic. Since I already know who you are and why you called, just hang up "
I got that out of a Readers Digest funniest answering machine messages years ago. My Pastor was not impressed when he called my house :)
Hahahaha, stealing that!