"In other news, a soyboy by the name HappiestBlunder was found dead this afternoon in his parent's basement. He was found bottomless on a moldy, Dorito-stained couch in front of his Macbook, of which was playing a cuckold fetish playlist on the website 'PornHub.' No other information was given to us at this present time other than he was quintuple vaccinated and was also wearing eight medical masks."
TWO MONTHS LATER:
"In other news, a soyboy by the name HappiestBlunder was found dead this afternoon in his parent's basement. He was found bottomless on a moldy, Dorito-stained couch in front of his Macbook, of which was playing a cuckold fetish playlist on the website 'PornHub.' No other information was given to us at this present time other than he was quintuple vaccinated and was also wearing eight medical masks."
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HappiestBlunder, you sound like a faggot.