When I read this the first time, it read like a light statement even though you are swearing on the grave of your mother. This statement is supposed to sound genuine and grave. Yet you start with "I absolutely promise", which already sounds fishy because if we can take your word for it you just have to promise because every promise is absolute. And just because and absolute promise is not enough, you have to swear on your mothers grave too. It's like you are adding extra words to have us believe that you are really, really, really promising. As if you are desperate to make us believe you.

Finally, you are saying that if you get sick, the first thing on your mind is going be to come here to report back that you were sick?

I bet the first thing on your mind would be to get some of that horse ivermectin that you were warning people about taking and telling them how difficult it was to dose and all the possible dangers of it in another post.