"Heh, Rob Schneider thinks he has it all, the laid back job, a wife and kids who love him, neighbors who respect him, and a country that he looks up to. Until one day he wakes up to find out, he's been put on lockdown..."
Record scratch
Rob: Gasp "I'm under lockdown"
Upbeat guitar riff
"...and he's about to find out that being under COVID lockdown is a lot harder than it seems. To get out of this one, he will have to come together with his neighbors, learn to love his family again, and reject the dirty propaganda from his once trusted leaders while finding a new form of respect for his country."
Boss: "If you don't wear that mask and get your shots, you're out on your ass! Don't bother coming in tomorrow!"
Rob: "Woah brother, this work from home stuff isn't as fun as I thought."
"Heh. It's the socially distant comedy that will have you quarantined to the theater for two weeks till you stop the spread of laughter. Rob Schneider is: The Patriot (no relation) rated PG-13."
Coming this fall:
funny music starts playing
"Heh, Rob Schneider thinks he has it all, the laid back job, a wife and kids who love him, neighbors who respect him, and a country that he looks up to. Until one day he wakes up to find out, he's been put on lockdown..."
Record scratch
Rob: Gasp "I'm under lockdown"
Upbeat guitar riff
"...and he's about to find out that being under COVID lockdown is a lot harder than it seems. To get out of this one, he will have to come together with his neighbors, learn to love his family again, and reject the dirty propaganda from his once trusted leaders while finding a new form of respect for his country."
Boss: "If you don't wear that mask and get your shots, you're out on your ass! Don't bother coming in tomorrow!"
Rob: "Woah brother, this work from home stuff isn't as fun as I thought."
"Heh. It's the socially distant comedy that will have you quarantined to the theater for two weeks till you stop the spread of laughter. Rob Schneider is: The Patriot (no relation) rated PG-13."
That was legendary
i definitely read it in trey parker's voice and it was great