I would have been that kid. In basic training during a locker inspection that lasted hours, i could not hold it anymore from the quality food we are served. I let it slip quietly while the MTL was inspecting another kids locker across the room. He decided to take a lap and walked right through it. Immediately he yells, which one of you males busted ass. I tried to stay silent, and he threatened to put the entire flight on our face if someone did not come forward. So, I did. Then I had to do pushups in front of the entire flight screaming "I WILL NOT FART" at the top of every pushup. Do you know how hard it is to use your muscles when every fiber in your being is trying to bust out laughing. Let alone all the other guys trying not to laugh themselves. Oh, those were good times! :)