..So heres how it goes.folks Sussman is gonna ,accidently trip over and smash his head against a rock,.that, had been carelessly left there,by a geologist looking for oil,. and as he tripped over,he shot himself twice in the back of the head he missed the first time so had another go,.,mirracuously he,managed to survive,all that,he then hops in his light plane to flee,to Haiti ,a place he is familiar with,( during a massive earthquake )..has a stroke.due to clots from the vaccine, crashes his,plane,in area 51, where he is promptly arrested by aliens,flying a cigar shaped vehicle with lights blinking all over it,,he is politely asked in a weird kinda Darth Vader voice,to wind down the broken glassed window of what was once a light plane,with no broken windows,as he steps down he is overheard saying, " one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" He.is rushed to hospital,.100,s of miles away ,in 10 seconds,.The hospital is closed as its the week-end ( you know how drs and nurses like to party on the weekends due to the hospitals being totally empty during the busiest time of Covid ),The Aliens are totally perplexed,that would never happen where they come from drs and nurses would be sentenced to 10 light years in Prison,.One Alien pulls out a really back to the Future Orange iphone to phone up the Counter,and cant believe what he sees ,Drs and Nurses dancing "The Running man" on,Tik-tok,..So they leave him at the front door,with 3 large pieces of broken glass in his back, and a radio antenna sticking out of his left ear, till the morning,.where hes robbed by a homeless man,.next day the homeless man is Arrested,by 53 Cops,.14 navy seals,.a blackhawk Helicopter,a shoulder fired rocket launcher, ,and an F16, for being homeless..seeing as it was his 100th arrest for being homeless,they search him for being dangerously homeless.in his pockets",well where his pockets used to be down by his ankles, they find a Wallet with an ID, they are shocked,to find who he really is, The ID read SUS...?? something ,something, due to the fact the ID was smudged,by what looked like 3 fingers with no Fingerprints,theyd been searching for him for 4 yrs,, he is then taken downtown and booked,3 days later and after nearly 4 years of pissing around ,Durham announces that the homeless man was not a homeless man after all,and has been indicted..by the grand Jury,.for carelessly tripping over and bashing his head in the first place,..It doesent end there folks the Grand jury was the same grand jury that had indicted michael jackson years earlier for impersonating the michael jackson he was before all the plastic surgery.changed what he looked like before he was michael jackson ..thanks..THE END...