My employer requires a negative test to return to work, but not a vaccine, luckily. I’m happy to take the test because I’m the only one in the office who’s not vaccinated, and no matter which result I get, I win.

If it turns out negative (which I’m sure it will, since my taking extra vitamins and zinc), then all the vaccine freaks at the office will be mad at my dirty anti-vax self for not getting covid. Win for me, I’m living in their heads rent free. If it turns out positive, I still win, because I’ll survive it, proving the vaccine is unnecessary and now I’ll have the antibodies, which are stronger and better than the vax.

Win win, losers.

UPDATE: Got a negative result. In the office as we speak.