I will be cremated, and my ashes placed inside of 12 garden gnomes (good ceramic ones, not the cheap ones... and NO wheel barrels.) The garden gnomes will then be distributed according to my wishes.
An appropriate curse will accompany each gnome in case it is disturbed.
I've already made my desire known to family.
I will be cremated, and my ashes placed inside of 12 garden gnomes (good ceramic ones, not the cheap ones... and NO wheel barrels.) The garden gnomes will then be distributed according to my wishes.
An appropriate curse will accompany each gnome in case it is disturbed.
greatest thing I've read this week! lol. brilliant. gnomes are awesome too.