Run into the post office. No mask, as usual. I’m the only customer, 3 employees behind plexiglass and masks.
Cashier guy: You got a mask?
Me: hey can I get one stamp?
Cashier guy: You need a mask
Me: I don’t have one
Other guy: Well you need one to be in here
Me: I literally need one stamp
Some other bitch, raising her voice: You literally need a mask to be in here
Me: okay do you have one for me?
Cashier guy: no
Me laughing: well neither do I.
Bitch, angry: sir you need a mask to be in here.
Cashier: the dollar store next door sells them
Me, grabbing the envelope I was going to mail and leaving: Jesus, I would have been gone already.
Fucking USPS. Dumb ass government.
Download the free USPS MOBILE app. Order stamps online and setup ‘informed delivery’ that shows you actual photos of the mail that will be delivered that day. You can also schedule at home pickups and never have to step foot in a post office again. If you don’t want the app, you can still sign up at usps.com