Run into the post office. No mask, as usual. I’m the only customer, 3 employees behind plexiglass and masks.

Cashier guy: You got a mask?

Me: hey can I get one stamp?

Cashier guy: You need a mask

Me: I don’t have one

Other guy: Well you need one to be in here

Me: I literally need one stamp

Some other bitch, raising her voice: You literally need a mask to be in here

Me: okay do you have one for me?

Cashier guy: no

Me laughing: well neither do I.

Bitch, angry: sir you need a mask to be in here.

Cashier: the dollar store next door sells them

Me, grabbing the envelope I was going to mail and leaving: Jesus, I would have been gone already.

Fucking USPS. Dumb ass government.