I used to get annoyed by telemarketers and scam calls. Now I answer and tell them about election fraud, Covid lies, vaccine dangers, and where to find project veritas. It’s a lot of fun.
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County Morgue. They usually hang up. Some even apologize.
You ever tried the old, "the deed is done, what do you want done with the body" gambit?
I never answer calls I don't recognize, so I've never had the opportunity...
Kek, I might just have to now.
Hopefully they don't call the cops, lmao.
Yep, with my luck they would. They wouldn't believe me that it was a joke either. I have some hardcore biker friends. They'd shake us all down. My friends wouldn't be my friends anymore. Then my body would be disappeared. All because some stupid telemarketer couldn't take a joke. Yeah, probably should just stick with County Morgue.
I actually had that on my answering machine at one time!
I know it's old but, I still get some funny responses. I wish I could type the way one lady was stuttering when she called. It went something like...Oh Lordy, no, no, no, I didn't mean to call you. I don't want to talk to no morgue. I'm so sorry. I almost felt bad for her.