Ack! My phone has the q-anons!!! Won’t someone help my phone break free of their control, I beg my phone to please stop, please don’t show me Nancy pelosi insider trading and democrat pedophiles getting busted. But alas my phone is a q-anons. I can’t even talk to my phone anymore, I say good morning phone how are you today and my phone goes on and on with reports from government sites showing death rates compared to other countries and indictments of top level Washington lawyers. I say please phone can’t we just talk about the weather but phone says dark winter is coming get batteries and meat fool. I say please phone can’t we play a game and phone shows me Fauci videos where he keeps contradicting himself and efficacy rates dropping faster than you can say blood clots. I say please phone can’t we just listen to some music and it plays Tom Macdonald who goes on about how the deep state uses issues to divide us by race and income. I see please phone can’t we just sit in silence then and phone says sure right after we buy some GME shares. I’m exhausted and need help.