Frens! Help me prepare for Thanksgiving in CommieFornia. I'll be traveling there from a red state and am dreading seeing my outlaws.
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Are you vaxxed yet? My reply : go fuck yourself.
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Did you Vax your kids yet? My reply : eat a bag of dicks you commie scum.
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Isn't Biden great? My reply : Great in the history of the Muppets, maybe.
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Why not just... not go? And not make you and everyone else angry? Order some takeout instead. Buy a cornish game hen and roast that at your own house. Make some mashed potatoes and frozen corn. Boom: feast. I mean.. youre not legally obligated to participate in thanksgiving. Just dont go, cancel your plans with the inlaws or outlaws or whatever other edgy word you want to call them. Jesus, you people