I am sorry but this keeps going thru my head->

In a Gilbert Godfrey voice:

Ok, ok … so let’s say I have the most perfect counterfeit CoVid Vaccine Card. I mean this card is so perfect that everyone says, fuck that is a perfect card. So I place my card into the hand of momma-san, so your saying I get to pick out my favorite Red Headed Nazi Leather Slut for 30 minutes of free blow jobs and hide the salami?

Now in a Graham Chapman from Monty Python voice:

Better yet Ole Chap! … let’s say I am one of the lucky bastards who went into the Doctor’s office and with a loud voice stated, “That as a loyal subject of the Crown, I gladly accept ‘The White Man’s Burden’ and take this death jab for the Glory of the Empire!” but instead unkowningly received the placebo, better yet, a saline injection with cialas. Then I too would get a go?

Back In to the Gilbert Godfrey voice:

Wait, wait! Let’s say I go into the Vacinne Clinic with the entire family. We all get, both the shots and what the fuck a booster or two for good luck. So we each get a hooker, meet up in the Hotel Ball Room! Notice how I threw that in for class! So we all meet up: me, my wife, my son, my daughter - Hey, I’m not saying that I have always wanted to nail her, but she needs to know those Barbie Dream Houses aren’t free, and our dog and of course the five free hookers cause the dog got jabed too. So we will just call our little romp, the Aristocrats!