KENILWORTH, NJ – With many Louisiana residents complaining that their Ivermectin paste contains a distinct lack of seasoning, drug producer Merck & Co. confirmed today that they are releasing a Slap Ya Mama flavored version of the product.

The dewormer paste has become a popular product for many residents of Louisiana who think they are horses, or aspire to be a horse.

But with only an apple flavor currently available from feed stores in the area, a need for a more robust, flavorful version of the paste has become a need in the area.

“We’ve been getting a lot of feedback from Ivermectin users in Louisiana”, said Merck spokesperson David Spiller, “And the main complaint about it is that it just isn’t spicy enough for them. So with this new Slap Ya Mama flavored paste, users will be able to protect themselves from parasites whilst enjoying the authentic Cajun flavors that they know and love.”

Local resident Ashton Walker explained why he was delighted with the move.

“I been taking the Ivermectin paste for a month now to keep that there COVID away”, he said, “I figured that it’s wasted on them horses cause they can’t even get COVID.

It tastes pretty good but man I needed a little more of a kick to the taste. A little somethin’ somethin’. I been adding Tony’s to it myself, so I’m real glad to see that they’re bringing out this new seasoned flavor.

I’ll be heading down to Tractor Supply as soon as they get it in. Hell I might even start adding it to my jambalaya.”