The Mexicans down the road from me have been blocking off the intersection every Saturday night and doing donuts and street racing. All illegally, mind you. It draws a crowd of 200+ people and they throw explosives at the police when the police eventually decide to roll up. The same group was driving around throwing fireworks under people's cars up until 2-3 am. The neighbors have all tried to get the police to help but the police "have their hands tied".

So while I love what you wrote...I live in another reality.