148 The beast is panicking! They are now claiming that not going to sleep between 10 and 11 pm will cause heart attacks and strokes! (thenewdaily.com.au) posted 3 years ago by bubble_bursts 3 years ago by bubble_bursts +148 / -0 28 comments share 28 comments share save hide report block hide replies
THIS JUST IN: The number one cause of death is living. Studies have proven that moments before absolutely everyone who has died, were in fact living. In order to combat this new epidemic, the government advises you to STOP living before you die.
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