COVID is not a hoax! Its not to late to open your eyes. Masks, testing and waxing are proven effective. Hospitals are there for a reason and to deny that fact is to deny science.

The Omicron variant has the highest transmissibility of all COVID variants to date due to its novel koppa-factor [k-factor] spike protein which has an increased virulence in areas serviced by 4G LTE and 5G based communications systems.

In these areas, once the variant is introduced, cascade spread becomes near instantaneous and herd mutiny in those locations is achieved in a matter of hours.

The contagion is considered non-lethal for the majority of those infected for the time being.

The infected with the Omicron variant with the k-factor spike protein are easily identifiable, and therefore easily quarantined within the infected areas by the unique tell tale APC systemic side effect.

APC - Addictive Popcorn Consumption

Indicative of the infected during the shedding phase is high frequency consumption of popcorn saturated with butter (butter oil appears to be tolerated).

The only approved effective prophylactic preventive measure approved by the CDC is to wrap aluminum foil around the upper portion of the head to include all of the forehead to the top of the bridge of the nasal orifice and to completely wrap the genital and anal areas with a special copper-nickel-copper foil (available only at https://mypillow.com). Females should also wrap the breast area front to back with the copper-nickle-copper foil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw91RJ_m_7g

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koppa_(letter)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_factor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7gc7oHPfs0

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