So, my husband and I are walking on the sidewalk, doing some grocery shopping today. Ahead of us on the sidewalk are a chubby 30-something “male” wearing a Chicago Bears (football anyway, not too sure, and don’t really care) toque, and someone who I am thinking was his mother, or a female relative in about her late sixties. The chubby little soy boy was waxing eloquently, saying comments like “Canadians are really fucking stupid”; “did you see how rude they are, being impatient with you for counting their monopoly money shit”; “they are brain dead”; “all they do is vote Liberal and smoke pot”; “they cannot think of anything but themselves”, etc, etc, etc...
Now, me, having a big mouth, and not having any beans about telling someone not to insult me, said: “We aren’t. We never vote Liberal, and we don’t smoke pot”. Can you believe that the little shit turned around, and said “Yes, you do!” (Sorry, pause here to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, breath, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH)!
I couldn’t believe that this little shit was telling US, what we are and what we do! He then went on to say, again, “You’re all brain dead. You can’t think for yourselves.”. I said, “then why are YOU TWO wearing masks?”. (My husband wasn’t wearing one, and I very, very, very rarely do inside, and NEVER outside, even at the start of the crap. Most places in my neighbourhood don’t care about indoor use, anyway). They both turned at me with identical, incredibly SHOCKED expressions and said, in unison “BUT, THERE IS COVID! DON’T YOU KNOW? IT ISN’T SAFE!” I laughed in their faces and said “We are outside! Take a deep breath and get some oxygen to your brain! WE are able to do critical thinking. What about you? How are your masks working for you?”. (We are OUTSIDE, for f***ing sake, yeesh! I wanted to say “Covid? What’s that?”, but refrained). The little soy boy’s comments were “FUCK OFF... I, I, I mean FFFFUUUUUUCCCKKKK OFFFFF, BBBIIITCHHHH!!” My husband, who usually loves watching me take on these fucktards and doesn’t usually comment, said “No, YOU fuck off. You’re in OUR country, you shit.”. I said, “Chicago, how’s your Mayor working out for you? Miss Beetlejuice Demon Lightfoot?”. He said, “How do YOU know who our mayor is?”. I replied, “Doesn’t everyone know who the pedos are? Let’s Go Brandon”. His reply was FFFUUUUUUCCCKKKK OFFF IGNORANT BITCH!”
OMG! I feel very, very, very sorry for any and all Patriots and Pedes in Chicago. May whatever you hold dear give you strength to combat pieces of shit like these fools.
Now, for the Win. These two piles of poo seemed to have encountered a HUGE amount of pushback against their tyrannical, mask wearing, triple-jabbed, ARROGANT, brain dead, holier-than-thou attitude. I could see their Superior Attitude being slapped back in their faces in a lot of stores. Let’s go Toronto! Our little village in Toronto is waking up more and more. I guess the work we have been doing in waking up the lions is working! Whoo hoo! We were few but are swelling our ranks more and more, very, very quickly. Now, this is not a post intended to diss anyone off our Southern border, so please do not take it as such. However, these little Arrogant American shits seemed to be surprised that “Yet another brain-dead-Pot-smoking-Voting-Liberal-Canadian is telling them off, LOUDLY. (I am channelling Douglas Adams here, eh?). We don’t want any Demonrats here! We, like the Americans, have our own evil, treasonous piece of shit in power. To be fair, I thought at first that he and his female relative may have been awake with his initial comments, but was sadly mistaken with the “BUT, THERE IS COVID!” crap. People still have the Stereotypes of Canadians, but believe you me, this shit was the absolute epitome of the American Stereotype! Moreover, the American Woke Stereotype!
May his soul rot in the Hell of his creation. We don’t want his kind here. Take your paranoid, prion and diseased-ridden body elsewhere.
I am very, very thankful for those (most) on this site, from all over the world that are working to dissolve the Stereotypes from all countries, and show our commonalities. Thank you (most of you) for being of the mentality of WWG1WGA. Thank you also, to the wee little chubby fucktard for showing me that we are working towards, and succeeding in Making Canada Great Again!
(P.S. Let’s Go Beetlejuice, uh, sorry, Brandon!)
This, anons, is why you do not mess with Canadians.
I warn everyone, they are nice, but when you push them too far they can, do, or very likely will snap. And you won't know it, they'll be all nice and polite even past the line, and you think they're a pushover, but stuff's building up under the surface. next thing you know, it just blows up and you have no chance.
Present and accounted for!
Appropriate. 😁
You have a hell of a way with words, love it! Love seeing shitty people get put in their place and be powerless.