PLEASE READ TILL THE END I live in a multi-cultural neighborhood full of all manner of people from all walks of life... It snowed the other day and some of the kids built a snowman. Our Blue haired feminist neighbor asked me why we built a snowman and not a snow-woman... So we built a snow-woman... She then complained that we can only tell it's a woman from her breasts which ultimately sexually objectifies women. And to remove the broom as it indicates domestic gender roles. The gay couple over the road bitched that they feel morally violated that we have made a man and woman and not two men or two women... Their Tranny friend said I should just make snow-people and make them as plain as we could so neither one has any distinguishable features indicating either make or female... Mr. Akbar said the woman snow-person should be covered up more as it offends his culture and religion. My vegan sister gave me a telling off about the carrots we used for noses, cos that's could be someone's meal, Some college kids called me a racist since I only made white snow people. A cop turned up to say I've erected an offensive monument and that they will be in touch... The BBC news turned up cis word git around about the fuss being made By 1 pm I was in the news being labeled as a homophobic, sexist white supremacist that is trying to cause outrage for my own political means... Child protection services phoned me to say that they want to observe our at-home behavior for the benefit and safety of our kids... At 5 pm a huge fucking mob shouted for me to be evicted from my home, threw eggs at my house, spray painted all sorts of crap on my house, and then proceeded to knock my snow-people down... It rained during the night and melted the snow away to just a couple of sorry-looking white lumps on our front lawn. ..... None of this really happened to me, but one day it could happen to someone or me or even you. Because this is what society is becoming... All because of a few snowflakes.