Cancel your mobile phone service. Go to the dial up phone line.

When they ask you to send a picture just say "i don't have a cell phone or service can you buy me one?"

If they don't say "It looks like i can't do this then" if they buy you one drop it in the toilet and say "it fell in the toilet, can you give me a new one" Then "it fellin the sink" "lake" "ocean" "river" etc.

If no one has the service there's nothing they can do.