Saw a message from my companies Director of Finance, our payroll system is f’d up from the Kronos Cyber attack that we were warned about on GA the other day. This is making payroll a manual event 😳…
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Imma demand my payment in bullets. 10 5.56 and 20 9x19 instead of dollars. Fuck the Monopoly money
Expected downtime is a few weeks too. Best be doing payroll old fashioned way if even possible.
However I do not think it is related to log4j as that exploit is mostly used to turn your rig into crypto miner for the most part, however deploying a ransomware package could be done, I think the two are unrelated just coincidental timing.
Still sucks and good luck with payroll!
Another name for Kronos is Saturn, the god of the Illuminati.
https://ancient-greece.org/culture/mythology/cronus.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturn_Devouring_His_Son
Was just thinking about what a blessing it'd be for everyone to have to cash in physical paychecks again and actually plan purchases around town. Some of us our forcing ourselves to do this manually.
Anyway, hope you get paid.
Edit: sorry for any brusqueness, my toddler was going ham.