BREAKING!!! CITY OF CHICAGO INSTALLS IRON DOME TO KEEP SANTA OUT, UNTIL HE USES PROPER PRONOUNS FOR GENDERS ON CHILDRENS GIFTS!
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THINK OF THE CHILD PEOPLE
Santa has acquired stealth technology, FOR THE CHILDREN!
Satan has acquired advanced tech and has found a way through the defenses so he can still get to the children...Santa. I meant Santa.
Someone pointed out that Santa was an amagram for Satan and now I can't ever stop thinking about it. Fortunately my son no longer believes in Christmas magic so we can banish him and his elven spies.
I know, its always in the back of my head as well.
They/them Santa has the tic-tac. He can also play py-ops on they/them.