I suggested on a different thread that we should get creative. Let’s figure out a way to make it backfire in a huge way. Don’t swab anything on you or your pet’s bodies, please. There are toxic agents in that swab.

Let’s all swab something similar. So word gets out they’re a joke. For instance, the drain in any restroom sink at any convenience store. Or something like that. By the way, there is some nasty-ass shit growing inside them.