posted ago by plymouth4555 ago by plymouth4555 +5 / -0

Extreme danger on both sides of the gap; distance between sides increasing. Curveball is needed to bring all back to earth.

Proposal; obtain pine tree, garland, star. Enter gap between two sides; locate middle most spot between both sides, somewhere clearly visible to both. dig small post hole, to hold up tree, stick in ground, wrap in garland, top with star.

Turn and shout in both sides languages "Merry Christmas" then sit, and enjoy some snacks at foot of tree.

Both sides forget, human beings wear the uniforms at either side of the front, a reminder of this is needed.