thanks mate! unfortunately she has a heart condition and her cardiologist fear mongered the heck outta her before we ever met, so because im unjabbed (which she believes should be a choice) she doesnt want to hang in person til the wave is over, but shiela, theres gonna be another wave, hows that gonna work? in normal times I'd take a trip to dingo donger land just to try out some of the phrases.... but freq flyer miles are useless when all the destinations are prisons with jabbed entry fees. I am saving your message though. I'm gonna find some way to try em out. Hope ya'll doing alrite out there. when this shit is over im going on a world tour, and im buying drinks fren!
When you are thirsty throw out the "I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger".
If she wants to go somewhere you can ask her "Isn't that out back of woop woop?"
Or next time you go to the beach or to a pool ask her "Do you think I should get some budgie smugglers?"
Good luck with your Aussie shiela. I hope she bangs like a dunny door! ;-p
thanks mate! unfortunately she has a heart condition and her cardiologist fear mongered the heck outta her before we ever met, so because im unjabbed (which she believes should be a choice) she doesnt want to hang in person til the wave is over, but shiela, theres gonna be another wave, hows that gonna work? in normal times I'd take a trip to dingo donger land just to try out some of the phrases.... but freq flyer miles are useless when all the destinations are prisons with jabbed entry fees. I am saving your message though. I'm gonna find some way to try em out. Hope ya'll doing alrite out there. when this shit is over im going on a world tour, and im buying drinks fren!