I have a lucky rock. Today I drove home without crashing my car and dying. I am thankful for my lucky rock for being safe and effective.
I did have an accident even though I had my lucky rock. But without my lucky rock, I would have died.
People without lucky rocks are making my lucky rock not work. I am tired of it!
And if your lucky rock happened to be a chunk of uranium and I pointed out that it was killing you I bet you'd fly off the handle lol
Kek!