Yeah this is par for the course.

Have a heart attack?

Here's a special formulation prescription blood thinner, no asprin won't work. We also have a prescription for blood pressure to help.

Sorry that the blood thinner is causing you bowel issues. Here's are 2 prescriptions for your gut.

Sorry that that third prescription reacted with your blood thinner, we're going to change your gut prescriptions and add a pain reliever so that any reaction wont be as bad next time.

Sound familiar? Notice anybody making out like a bandit?