(Inspired by Cat Turd:)
Cough, fart, poop yer pants, get vaccinated, get vaccinated!
Cough, fart, poop yer pants, get vaccinated, get vaccinated!
Hey everybody just listen to me:
I'm the Prez-in-Chief, can't you see?
Over 80 million people voted for me!
So get yer vaccines right now, right now. Get yer vaccines right now.
(Drum break)
If you wanna be free you gotta wear a mask
In the car, at work, doin' every task
Why should you do it? Do you have to ask?
Gotta wear it so tight that you really can't breathe. No one is allowed to breathe!
(Drum break)
You gotta run out the door and get another test
Shove that stick up yer nose, coz Fauci knows best
You gotta social distance and all of the rest
Just do what we say, coz it ain't gonna kill ya. It ain't gonna kill ya, no sir!
Cough, fart, poop yer pants, get vaccinated, get vaccinated!
Cough, fart, poop yer pants, get vaccinated, get vaccinated!
(PS: Cat Turd, I love you!)