Oh, that's a tricky one, it's an older version but I can do the words:

• biltemakatalog -> a 1000 page ad catalog from the auto part store chain Biltema, looks like an old phone book.
• som fastnat mellan sätet och mittkonsolen i Volvon -> ...that got stuck between the seat and center console in your Volvo
• Men jag är int bitter -> But I'm not mad
• för jag har ju kvar körven i handen -> because I still got my hot dog
• körv -> korv -> how they say hot dog in the west, usually refers to the 5:- hotdogs they serve at the Biltema stores, which is about $0.50 so very cheap.

So basically just nonsense, you got out from the Biltema store, with the catalog and your hot dog, enter your car, then drop the catalog between that narrow space between the seat and the middle console. And you're happy.