Thankfully, our Safeway is pretty chill about masks since the employees hate them too. But the Walmart is strict. So I have one of those Fakemasks, and if they tell me to put on my mask, I just smile and pull it out, look through it (it’s just a soft mesh fabric) and put it on. They can still see my smile. It does absolutely nothing (same as theirs), but I can still breathe, and honestly—it’s kind of a burn on them. I can still do my shopping since I am technically complying, but also showing them that this whole thing is a big farce.