Ramping up the psychological abuse, believing that some masks are more equal than others - drivelling idiot PM Jacinda Ardern has just ordered the all NZers can no longer wear bandanas, scarves, snoods etc - "Ze people must vear ze proper blue slave masks, follow ze science eet is vor your safety".
Yes people are actually wondering why she has started using a German accent and has started growing a little black mustache.
Get your tickets, you don't get many opportunities to watch a small country go up in smoke like this.
It's critical for people to cover their mouths so that they're not tempted to suck on something that might have been up Jacinda's butt recently. Jacinda is just trying to protect everyone so they don't make the same mistakes that it did.