Show up shirtless with a Viking helmet, red white and blue face paint and a loin cloth and you’ll be whisked to the front of the line. /s

KIDDING! DO NOT DO THIS!

Since it's so close to Houston probably wear a bullet proof vest and don't drive any vehicle younger than a '73 yugo. Dindus will be like askin fou yo sheeyt.

If the erection lasts more than four hours, kill it by looking at a Pelosi picture for no more than two minutes. Then you’re good for another four hours.

So lots of people stand in line together so you can save spots and tailgate. Have chairs, food and drink. A couple hours before the doors open take all that stuff back to your car. Have cash to buy water and food. Get there as early as you can. Indoor events will not allow big bags. It’s a blast. You’ll remember it forever!

Simple expect Dwac to take of again baby ! Nothing can stop what is coming

There are probably people already camped out to go into the event location. The earlier you get there the better. Before he became pres. I went to a rally and got the at 8/9am and it was scheduled for 11 or 12 (delayed to like 2pm due to something at the rally he was doing in another part of the state that day) and I was in the front row. Obviously things are different now.

Edit: Also, any Q/great awakening items won’t be allowed in. So if you’re planning on wearing anything like that they will make you remove it and give you a Trump shirt to wear.

If you don't want to have to walk back to your car with your chair, run to a thrift store and buy one for a couple bucks . Then you can lean it outside with no great loss if it's stolen.