My BS detector was on high alert when the vaccines came out. Specifically:

• "Of course we know the vaccines are 100% safe. There is no proof they cause long term damage."

uh, you didn't study these long term. You cannot possibly make that statement.

• "The vaccines have no impact on fertility"

uh, how could you say that is the vaccines weren't out for ~9 months at the time?

• "The vaccines are >90% effective at stopping COVID. It is a miracle!"

uh, it is a miracle that there was practically no trial and error. You knew exactly what to do and how to do it, with few clinical trials, to create a brand new vaccine, for a brand new virus, that is more than 90% effective. That is so remarkable that it almost defines logic.