We know that Covid can tell time, because in some towns, you must be inside by 10 PM- Covid Curfew. We also know that Covid knows how to measure distance, because if you are closer than 6 feet to someone else, you can get Covid. Covid also cannot affect you if you are sitting down to eat because you can take off the face diaper, so apparently Covid knows when you are eating. Now we are told, that Covid knows how to read a calendar and Covid will no long be dangerous on an airplane after March 18. Covid is amazing.