Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladamir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what it is for. The devil says it is for calling back to earth. Putin asks to use the phone to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him the cost is a million dollars, and Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished, the devil informs her the cost is 6 million dollars, and she writes him a check. Finally, Donald Trump gets his turn and talks for four hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies “Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
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Got a chuckle out of me. God bless you!
...howls....
That’s funny!😂😂
Nice!
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Could interchange Trump with someone else since he won't be going to hell
Instead of Trump Piglosi, or Fouchie
This is a good joke to tell liberals because they hear putin and trump going to hell initially.
Substitute Joe Biden for Donald Trump and then:
"...Finally, Joe Biden gets his turn and talks for four hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Biden got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies “Since Biden took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
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