(I made new, news-appropriate lyrics to "Proud To Be An American"! This is purely for fun, so I hope this gives you a smile!)

"If tomorrow truckers were up and gone

To fight against their strife

And they had to drive again

To stand up for their rights

I’d send them a donation

To help them through the day

‘Cause the leaf now stands for freedom

And freedom is here to stay!

And I’m proud to HONK, I’m American

Where at last I can now breathe

And I won’t forget the men who lied,

who denied these rights to me.

And now with mask off

Next to you and pureblood to this day

I will HONK, HONK, HONK, with this hand

Can’t stop us now, eh!"