But of COURSE! They had forgotten to count the "phantom voter" constituency. DUH! (embarrassed face-palm, eye-roll). How could they forget the "phantom voters" of the great state of Wisconsin and Arizona and Pennsylvania and, and GEORGIA! So MANY wonderful, patriotic "phantom" voters over in Georgia (Hey, y'all! Thanks for representing. Lookin' good over your way. Who you s'portin' in the Superbowl?).
Everybody seems so upset that the "phantom voters" weren't included until 3:30 in the morning after the election. HEY! We got 'em in there after all! Is this a great, inclusive nation or what? Who sez we don't care about the 'unknown', 'unregistered' and 'undocumented' and 'ballot-less' voters? Leave it to the Dems, the RHINOS, the Zuckerbuckers, the 'Build-a-bergers' and the international, inter-agency shadow government: (thinking of YOU, Robbing Vos) every ballot for the correct candidate(s) WILL. BE. COUNTED. Almost as if they were legal and representative of an actual voter. [contented sigh] THANKS, for getting all of that straightened out!
But of COURSE! They had forgotten to count the "phantom voter" constituency. DUH! (embarrassed face-palm, eye-roll). How could they forget the "phantom voters" of the great state of Wisconsin and Arizona and Pennsylvania and, and GEORGIA! So MANY wonderful, patriotic "phantom" voters over in Georgia (Hey, y'all! Thanks for representing. Lookin' good over your way. Who you s'portin' in the Superbowl?).
Everybody seems so upset that the "phantom voters" weren't included until 3:30 in the morning after the election. HEY! We got 'em in there after all! Is this a great, inclusive nation or what? Who sez we don't care about the 'unknown', 'unregistered' and 'undocumented' and 'ballot-less' voters? Leave it to the Dems, the RHINOS, the Zuckerbuckers, the 'Build-a-bergers' and the international, inter-agency shadow government: (thinking of YOU, Robbing Vos) every ballot for the correct candidate(s) WILL. BE. COUNTED. Almost as if they were legal and representative of an actual voter. [contented sigh] THANKS, for getting all of that straightened out!
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