Waiting for elevator, a woman her husband and me! She looks over and says “we want to ride the elevator by ourselves if you don’t mind!” Totally masked up, so I ask “ What liberal state are you from, California?” The door closed as she answered! I wish I’d spit on my hand and stepped in and said “ Let me punch the button for you! I just selected the basement for you!”
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I would have just hopped on the elevator and said “yes I do mind,” held the “door open” button, and invited them to leave. It would have been their call.
That was a point she also made… nobody has allowed us to do this and we’ve been waiting and waiting!
I should hv jumped in as door closed and said “gotcha idiot!”
Waiting for what? Elevator sex?