Do you want to buy the house? No I want you to give it to me!
Selling my house I ask for a weeks extension… realtor are you willing to pay 800.00 for that week to make your life easier ( My husband got ran over by a car in the hospital so I ask for a postponement) so I say, “ My husband is in a life or death situation and you think giving you 800.00 for 8 days makes my life easier???!!!
Would you like the Covid vaccine? No just shoot me it would be less painful for me and my family?!
You should wear a mask? Oh so I can look as stupid as the rest of the ones wearing masks?
You won’t take the vaccine? What’s wrong with you? I have a brain that actually works and I think for myself unlike the msm thinkers?!
We grew up reading MAD Magazine's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions," and that shaped our personality.